Inspired by Misery – A Shadow Priests Blog Current Poll over what class would be your best friend.. Go vote!
‘Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this evening’s presentation Tonight, we plumb the depths of the human soul as we join a lost, lonely girl trying desperately to find love. See for yourself what tragedy lies ahead when the paths of star-crossed lovers meet. Will she survive? Will she prevail Only time will tell ( Ok so I stole those lines from the Opera Event… )
Who would be your Perfect partner?
The Druids heart belongs to noone, they are free spirited and love to love everything. Often Vegetarian , they are also active environmentalists, the druid is an outdoorsey Type , Loves Long Runs/Swims/flights in the nude. Loves to Garden and uses Natural thearapies. To Catch a druid you must be playful and joyfull they like all shapes and sizes but be prepared to share.
Dislikes: Being used as a scratching post, being kept indoors or being tied down to one person, Pollution
Looking for: Multiple Someones who don’t mind a little bit of fur or feathers around the house, doesn’t eat meat and loves the outdoors.
They love the thrill of the hunt being experts in tracking and laying traps, and the challenge that each new beast presents. A patient person they will wait for the perfect opportunity to take their target, will only go after partners that present a challenge. Often a loner, its hard to get close to the Hunter’s heart, but if you do you will have to be constantly interesting and hunter worthy or your hunter will move on to another conquest. Likes playing games in the bedroom so be prepared to get a little adventurous. They get along with household Pets of all types, but be prepared to have an indoor tiger or bear as a pet. You will find your hunter out Camping and game shooting. Its advisory to wear bright colours and make lots of noise so as not to be mistaken for an animal on 1st contact.
Dislikes: Vegararians, and Sit down Dinner parties
Looking for: A Partner that understands that sometimes you just need to be alone, and will have a warm mug of ale waiting at home for them after the hunt.
With a slight touch of Neurosis Mages find themselves driven to the perfection of their chosen talents and can become quite narrow minded in their pursuit, they enjoy Reading non fiction books on topics that include science & astronomy, and enjoy intellectual debate. Seasoned travelers in far off and mystical places they are constantly searching for answers. As they prefer the pursuits of the mind as apposed to exploration of the body. Role playing and a fierce intellect in a potential partner is a must If you want to keep a mages mind engaged. Steal their heart by knowing as much as they do
Dislikes: Dumb People, and working out at the Gym.
Looking for: Someone who will support their ambition, and keep up intellectual debate.
Is very social and compassionate, likes talking but is a great listener. An early riser they are practical and courageous, they like getting their hands dirty and are self sacrificing. A practical high achiever they want to make their mark on the world. If you want to catch a paladins eye tell them about your charitable work down at the local orphanage. Paladins are loyal partners, and devoted fathers. You will never fear taking a Pally home to meet your parents, but beware their Martyrdom.
Dislikes: Money and Large corporations
Looking for: A partner who will be at their side helping them make the world a better place.
The priest doesn’t have much room in their life but for their one true god. Often respectable figureheads in their local community they are stoic and steadfast in their beliefs, often to the point of stubbornly. Some priests enjoy Ghost Hunting and Public speaking. Dependable and reliable, once committed to a cause or person they remain so. To catch a Priest you need to share their devotion, coming to them for advice and showing your commitment to the faith is a good start, Often found in medical facilities, they make good surgeons & nurses, able to heal or hurt they wield their powers with benevolence.
Dislikes: Unfaithless people, and waste.
Looking for: Someone who understands there is the dark and there is the light and there is what must be done for the good of all.
Are often misunderstood People who were frail or weak in childhood, they learn often deviously that their strengths lie in depriving people of things and stealthery. While not necessarily bad, their unsocial like behaviour does not encourage many friends. Collectors of rare and valuable things they are often wealthy and smart. Look for your rogue at Auction houses, or in Museums. Catching their eye is not difficult if you are a pretty thing, they will feel the urge to possess you. Once however their interest is caught they will shower you with gifts and affection, just make sure those gifts don’t have someones name engraved on it.
Dislikes: Being the centre of attention, Loud parties, and noise.
Looking for: A shiny bauble to possess.
The Shaman is a supportive type, non judgmental, and slow to anger, But will defend their love ones with all the powers at their call. They are are romantics, looking for their one true life partner. They like cuddling and have a great sense of humour. Creative people who love Music and screenshotting and storytelling. You will find your Shaman at the Inn sharing a beer with the locals, they don’t do one night stands, so be prepared to show your true inner beauty to make the shaman fall for you.
Dislikes: Rudeness, and Bigortry
Looking for: The one that the moons rises in their eyes, and smiles sparkles with the brightest stars
Is a studious character and also somewhat unsociable. A Hoarder of knowledge they can be often found chanting demonological languages under their breath at local formal wine bars. Appreciators of fine music and wines they like their entertainment on the exclusive side. Watchers rather then participators they appear vague and aloof. To win what is left of their heart be prepared to demonstrate your extensive knowledge on the culinary delights of various cultures. If you can impress them with your class and style they will be yours. Meeting their minions for the 1st time can be quite a shock, and their loyalty to their partner is often questioned when their mistress appears.
Dislikes: Drunks and Gaudy people.
Looking for: Dark and Sultry
A rather down to earth character. who loves watching and participating in all sorts of sports. Can get hot tempered when he has been drinking with the Shamans in the pub, and likes a good ‘trying to balance on logs’ while drunk challenge. Be Prepared for Bruises and breaks that are not work related. The Warrior trains hard but likes to party hard too. To catch a Warriors eye, be on the dance floor doing the latest dancing fad. Do not be taken back by his slurred one liners, he really is a romantic at heart, just has trouble expressing himself with all the drills pounded into his head. A Fierce defender of what is his, and is great with his hands but be aware, his loyalty lies with his Commanding officer,
Dislikes: Middle management, and sewing.
Looking for: A practical person to learn to cook sew, mow the lawn, and patch the roof.
Not since Angel on buffy have we seen such a brooding and dark creature, wracked by eternal guilt the Death Knight has long avoided intimate contact with loved ones. You will really need to grab and pull this one out of their shell. Persistance and alot of love and tender care required to nurse a death Knights heart back to normalcy and once you have done, you will find a devoted partner – who given that you are their first love in a long time may get a touch obsessive.
You may find the Death Knight in a nightclub, where their glowing eyes get mistaken for raver contacts, and the darkness hides their pale palor, and they don’t need to speak outloud and get mistaken for a machine. Ignore their port attempt at the Bus stop they really are great people.
Dislikes: Unfocused, erratic individuals Mushy emo stuff, and Pink.
Looking for – nothing. They don’t need or want anything they say. They have fought the bounds of the prince of darkness what could you ever offer them in comparison. What they really need is a slap on the head. Go on. Do it. It will shock them into taking your pursuits seriously.