I’m in LFG B*tch


Drink all day
Play all night
Let’s get it poppin
I’m in LFG Trick
Drink all day
Play all night
Let’s get it poppin I’m in LFG Trick

I told a LFG Random group  in party chat that if they wanted to kick the whiney ass healer in a random I was DPSing on my Shadow Priest in, that I would quite happily heal for them.

“You think I need badges”   Scoffs the druid who had been rousing on the tank. 

“Omg Guys..   The tank doesn’t even have offspec”

“Omg Tank .. Hold agro much…”

“He is doing fine” I said. ( and he was)

Healer pee’d ed me off. So I left group.   Yeah was not in the mood to be pee’d off.

Log off, to wait for my debuff to fall off, and

Enter My Holy Priest healing  a Random LFG

Me: to Dps Pally :  Did you know your missing a talent point.

Dps Pally:  Yes.

Me to Dps Pally: and that your also completely in tanking gear.

Dps Pally: Thankyou for your observations

I had turned into the rousing healer. Kinda funny given how I defended the so called ‘underdog’ in the last run,  and yet as a healer I became the person giving crap.   Give the Pally his due he still managed to out dps a similarly geared Hunter and a bad warlock – baddies died. We lived and I got my frosts.  

I think it’s role that causes people to be angsty –  you look at the over all picture of the party – because you need to worry about more than getting 2k+ Dps – Your trying to work out how good/bad the tank is – how much damage is the Dps going to take, because of a good/bad tank and then if they pull agro because they are good/bad players.  Can they kill it quick enough and not  stand in bad stuff = longer damage and so on.   

If I DPS on my main.  I really don’t care how good/bad anyone else is.  Bad healer.  I have my DP and VE healing me anyway and a shield and dispersion – likelihood of me surviving is awesome. Bad tank – I stop dps. Fade Meld, Disperse.  Bad Dps: I do my own thing,  dot stuff up and kill it.  No wukkas..  ( Aussie for no worries.. )

If I’m healing I want to know how hard you’re going to make me work.

and  oh

It’s always the lowest dps though that wants to the party to go faster.

Dk Dps –  Can we make this run a fast one?

Me:  Depends on if your dps gets any better.


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