Why Cats are not Good Raid Leaders


Inspired/ idea nicked from  Why Cats Are not Employed as Doctors

  • Valuable time is lost as the Raid Leader plays with the critters through out the instance 
  •  While explaining raid strats to the raid the Raid leader ” suddenly loses interest and walks off” 
  • Raid leader refuses to respond to own name during ready check. 
  • Raid Members grow  concerned as Raid leader runs up and down hallway for no apparent reason.
  • Sensing fellow raid members’ growing frustration with wiping raid leader curls up in a corner and goes to sleep
  • Raid Leader raises hackles and bares teeth when someone rolls on loot they want
  • Raid leader – removes all armor and sits with legs and arms in awkward positions cleaning themselves during random intervals of a boss pull
  • Raid Leader’s bell on their  flea collar warns nearby bosses  that a raid is comming.
  • Furball missels become part of the raid leaders DPS

6 Responses to “Why Cats are not Good Raid Leaders”


  1. 1 Ironstyrke May 20, 2010 at 5:09 am

    And here I thought that this post was going to be making fun of a feral druid. My raid leader is a bear, but new material is always appreciated :)

  2. 2 Shiva May 20, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    I wish we had GDKP here.

    Unfortunately, we’re facing the idiotic GearScore phenomenon. God, I wish I could shoot whoever made GearScore.

    • 3 Anonymous May 20, 2010 at 4:27 pm

      You know Gearscore has made M&S even more M&S when a tank still in mostly blues tanks Sarth3D despite not having 6k GS.

      Clearly the game made a mistake because Gearscore is never wrong!

  3. 4 Jasyla May 20, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Huh, that looks very similar to my raid leading style.

  4. 6 Myze May 21, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Cats are the _best_ raid leaders you mean. The reason for this is… hang on a sec, there’s a dangling piece of string I have to go after.


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