Posts Tagged 'Gnome'

Does Tanking Size matter?

Her silver Nappy.

Yes, these are the same pants

But they kinda look like  a silver nappy. * ducks as gnome people throw things at me.

I did try and get them on my Tauren Warrioress just because I could,  but getting 3 warriors in a run and some bad luck with the drop meant 5 runs and no sexy pants for her.  It’s probably a good thing because I just would have posted more cow crack.

It’s terrible I treat my toons so.

As much as I love charging around with my little gnome tank,  it feels more like a zip then a charge.  Let me zip on over to that mob,  and zip on over here,  and it doesn’t really help that each time she gets hit she squeaks like a little mouse, and as a tank she is squeaking alot.

The Melee dps Step on me.

So overall ,  I do not feel like  a tank, and I think that’s important.  When I face down a massive boss,  I don’t want to be ankle biting at them, picking at their toenails with my sword. It’s a bit hard acting like you know what your doing when you look so passive, and innocent.

I want my roar to be real, and guttural.

My armour looks kinda wonky as well.  One boot is higher then the other,  one shoulder is higher then the other.  She looks lopsided in general, and now I sound like I am picking on gnomes.

She is cute to play, but I do not feel like  a tank.

How all insults to your honor should be handled

I rolled my own little princess Lelia hair styled Gnome – complete with her own Very light saber

With heirlooms and guild leveling bonus she’s at 17 now – she even did a deadmines and probably did as much tanking as the dps, which is ok for now. I wanted to see the new gnome starting area quests, and I dont think they were as exciting as the goblins but they were
a whole new race. Have a lobie worgen in the works as well.

Ps happy valentines day! I loves you all :)


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