Gnomes have 5 Toes

 In my post Gnomes have four fingers I had discovered that our Gnomes were missing a didgit.

Me and Gnomeaggedon Assumed that it would mean that Gnomes only had 4 toes.  We were wrong!

They are still  not necessarily attractive – (I edited the Ugly bit..  but if your looking for ugly check out a trolls 2 toes…  ) looking and getting a good screenshot was a pain because of a Gnomes size,   but there we have it.   5 Toes.  ( I drew the black lines to demonstrate each individual toe.    The toes are rather squashed looking,  usually indicative of poor fitted footwear,  but there is five of them..

8 Responses to “Gnomes have 5 Toes”

  1. 1 Larísa August 15, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Thank you for the clarification! But ugly? Nah… They’re pretty impressive the feet, just look at your picture. Standing steadily on earth, no risk for falling to the ground due to bad balance (especially since we’re so short). We’ve really got a solid foundation!

  2. 2 pugnaciouspriest August 15, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Ok point taken…. 🙂 they still need better fitting shoes!
    (A troll’s two toed feet are worse.. )

  3. 3 krizzlybear August 15, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    I take no offense! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, of course. Take taurens for example. They find gnomes so beautiful, that the real reason why they like punting them is actually to help them travel from point A to point B. With such tiny legs, it’s a wonder gnomes get around to places at all!

  4. 4 pugnaciouspriest August 15, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    LOL Krizzly… I hope gnomes have metal plated buttocks to lessen the impact…

  5. 5 krizzlybear August 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Gnome warriors don’t have a problem with that, since they wear plate all around anyways. Us mages are quite alright with it, since we can simply cast ice block ONLY on our butts when we get punted to our destinations. It’s more fun than teleporting, and it doesn’t require any reagents!

    Rogues and Warlocks, however, I can only pray for their safety…

  6. 6 gnomeaggedon August 16, 2008 at 4:46 am

    I wonder how poor Taurens feel when they wind up a big kick to a Gnome backside to have their toes broken in an Iceblock?

    Thanks for the update… unfortunately it makes me feel a little wierd… 4 fingers, 5 toes? Does that mean our warrior friends can only count to 18?

  7. 7 pugnaciouspriest August 16, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Well the number of digits on our hands was supposed to have something to do with how human counting systems evolved and its odd at the inconsistancy.. I had expected 4 toes it looks more like an error with the design…
    Im sure a tauren would be mooing in agony at theur broken toes..

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