If you are ever anywhere and see these two Macros – They belong to my scrub mage..
So these are my current active Ritual of Refreshement portal macros
They are lame I know.
cast/ Ritual of Refreshment
/s My mama used to say “Life is like a box of Mage Biscuits; you never know what your gonna get”
cast/ Ritual of Refreshment
/s I got Rhythm, I got Biccys, Chocolate Chippys – Who could ask for anything more?
They have the advantage of telling everyone who is providing their free food, and sometimes getting a laugh.
Though I do often get a Heh? or Lame. Or Fail. Or other various insults. But my little Mage wiggles her tail and says ” You don’t have to eat them.. ”
Other ones not implemented are
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? – Here have a cookie.”
or
Mage Biccys: Twice as tasty as Soylent Green
Oh – I have a Warlock Macro quote idea for bringing out one of your pets..
“Say hello to my little friend!”
Yeah I raided a Movie quote list… Here
My scrub mage has got 160 odd resilence now, and I can really ‘feel’ the difference in Pvp now, I’m not dieing as often, and I still make it a policy to put down a table in a BG, but, if the cost of the table increases then, It is unlikely that I would do it all the time, but we will see how the value of gold is affected. However It looks like I’m staying fire spec. I like fire. Must have flllaaaaammmmmmeees.
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“Do you know what they call a Manna biscuit in France?”
“Bad Mage Table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more households than infidelity.” – say this one in BG’s when people are rude when asking for a table.
The way I look at it, if you’re entertained who cares what others think?!
Although not extremely social with the majority of my guildmates, as they change on nearly a daily basis, I do have a reputation for being the jokester with the ones that have been around.
Jokes like, “How do you start a fire with two sticks? Make sure one’s a match.” gets laughs. Jokes when someone says, “My computer isn’t working right.” and I respond with “Is it working left?” gets groans. No accounting for taste I suppose. LOL!
Anyway, I keep myself entertained and that’s all that matters. 🙂
My guild will never forget being in a Mgt with our guild master mage… He hits his (Long) macro basically saying a table is on te way but hits portal to org instead… All 4 group members take the portal, then the mage takes it too so he doesn’t feel left out.
Lol Krizzley – There have been times I wished I could take the Biccys back off them for their rudeness, or the instance of a table as soon as they zone in and don’t even check.
@kyrilean – Yep agree. Its also not like its a spamming macro on repeat.
@Melt – Was that deliberate? – I don’t think people would be impressed with me in a Bg if I did that 😛
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