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Matticus asked us to write a Valentines day related post.

To the Tune of “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” *

I want a stuffed Shadow Fiend for Valentines
Only a Shadow Fiend will do
Don’t want a Rose, no dinky Goblin toy
I want a Stuffed Shadow Fiend to command and employ

I want a stuffed Shadow Fiend for Valentines
I don’t think Blizzard blues will mind, do you?
They don’t need a patch, a restart or ticket
Just send him through the mail, that’s the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Valentines, Opening up my mail
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a stuffed Shadow Fiend Standing there.

I want a stuffed Shadow Fiend for Valentines
Only a Shadow Fiend will do
No Bombays, or Skunks
I only like Shadow Fiends
And Shadow Fiends like me too

*I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is a Christmas novelty song written by John Coctoasten and performed by Gayla Peevey in 1953.

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