A Conversation with my Main.

This was fun….. Blog Azeroth Shared topic last week A conversation with your main

Zahraah: I’m bored – Stop running me around Dalaran on my Bike
Me: OK – I was distracted and needed something to do with my mouse hand.
Zahraah: You could have sat me on a Bench somewhere nice, so I would at least have a good view.
Me: I could do that next time.
Zahraah: And stop trying to drown me in the water near Violet hold. I can never see my air bar
Me: Is there anything else?
Zahraah: Jumping off Dalaran and hitting levitate as close to the ground as possible is not fun – dying hurts.
Me:No it doesn’t
Zahraah: You try dying 7565 times in total – and 39 times by falling because you forgot to hit levitate!
Me: At least I haven’t let hogger kill you.
Zahraah: but you sent me out into the blue to try and have me die from fatigue to experiment, and then there was that weird time you had me heal myself through a drowning. You don’t treat me very nice.
Me: I buy you new clothes all the time, and shiny jewelry.
Zahraah: Meer trinkets and baubles
Me: What do you want from me?
Zahraah: Theres that lovely black dress you keep in the bank, and I do like those bunny ears from the easter celebrations – they are so cute!, and the pet voodoo Gnomes. You never let me play with them.
Me: >< No self respecting priest of mine is going about in a that sleazy black dress – and those gnomes are kinda weird looking, not suitable companions.
Zahraah: Oh – and YEAH about that other priest. You’ve been cheating.
Me: It’s not cheating playing an Alt.
Zahraah: But why another priest? Am I not good enough?
Me: Your my main.
Zahraah: Oh – your main now – is that supposed to make me feel wanted.
Me: Um yeah.
Zahraah: I don’t want you to play with me anymore.
Me: Ok.
Zahraah: What! Hey! your not supposed to agree so quickly
Me: Well if your going to be all demanding and stuff then I won’t bother
Zahraah: Oh Elune – I pray that you make her see the light
Me: Don’t bring me into this.
Zahraah: Don’t interrupt I’m praying.
Me: ><

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1 Klepsacovic February 16, 2010 at 3:00 am

Hm, well too bad for her! I’d let her sit in her character slot for a few days only coming out for frost runs.
2 Kaetlyn February 16, 2010 at 9:51 pm

Wow, I think that must’ve been the most enlightening conversation I’ve seen anyone have with their toon. Personally I just usually dual box my main (Kaetlyn) and my 1st toon ever Virtuous and let them duke it out in guild chat.
3 Anne February 18, 2010 at 6:34 am

When she demanded that you stop “jumping off Dalaran and hitting levitate as close to the ground as possible”, I just about choked on my gum. Thanks for the good laugh!