April 1st Funny.


We get Aprils 1st a lot earlier than most of you guys who read me do.  Wish we got the decent Tvshows earlier too..  but no!  we remain in a entertainment backwater reduced to chasing spoilers on the net. (  mini rant over.)

I suck at April Fools Jokes.  I ran through my list of things I could say..  I’m quitting, I’m going permanently holy, engaged, pregnant, not a real girl – and none of them are actually funny. 

So Instead I am link loving  with some teasers  of some of the posts I have written over the ‘years’  that I though were funny and enjoyed writing – ok maybe they aren’t all cackle worthy – but they were amusing at the time!

A conversation with my main

Me: Is there anything else?
Zahraah: Jumping off Dalaran and hitting levitate as close to the ground as possible is not fun – dying hurts.
Me:No it doesn’t
Zahraah: You try dying 7565 times in total – and 39 times by falling because you forgot to hit levitate! 

These Shoes were not made for healing

Video Games: Teaching Kids to kill their bosses

Customer: “I don’t care about your ‘World War’ game. No wonder there is so much violence in this world – video games teaching kids to kill their bosses

What Every Shadow Priest Wants for Valentines day

12 Reasons why Shadow Priests Make Good Lovers

4. We can do single Buffs or group ones too
5. We can get in our lovers Head ( Mindcontrol)
6. We look sexy in black. All the time. ( Shadow form: Hides bumps and flaws)
7. We always bring our own protection ( Power word Shield.)

New Range Of Bra’s  – Underclothes Fashion in Azeroth

 

Perfect Match:  Dating on Wow by Class  ( all classes behind link)

The Druid

 The Druids heart belongs to noone,  they are free spirited  and love to love everything.  Often Vegetarian ,  they are also active environmentalists, the druid is an outdoorsey Type , Loves Long Runs/Swims/flights in the nude.  Loves to Garden and uses Natural therapies. To Catch a druid you must be playful and joyful they like all shapes and sizes but be prepared to share…………

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2 Responses to “April 1st Funny.”


  1. 1 Klepsacovic April 1, 2010 at 12:15 am

    OMG ur not a girl? And ur pregnant!?

    • 2 Pugnacious Priest April 1, 2010 at 12:43 am

      Yes – It’s a miracle. I am also moving countries, and joining a shoalin monastary and learning Iron Fist forms from the monks untill the birth.
      Whereas I shall come back to Australia and run for Prime minister.
      It’s all true. Tickets are booked.


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