Rez 1 – Surrounded by the enemy! Oh Noes! Quick Buff Fort…….. *runs Forward. Stunned Slammed dead.
Rez 2 – (15 secs to Rez ) * If I can sneak to the edge – and slip over the side. Closer … Closer.. Darn! Timer reset (30 secs to Rez)
Rez 2.5 Waits impatiently for rez timer. PING! Vroommm.. Over the side she’s running, hot on her tail are a Shammy and a hunter’s pet. She fears the pet and she’s running, yes she is running clear! down her right side Mage pops out, and she’s frozen folks. Shes frozen in place, She trinkets out, and she’s off, running with a renew ticking and a shield on, but her health is dropping, it’s so close! and she hits disperse folks! did you see that! with just hundreds of health left and she’s safe for 6 secs ! Yes she’s safe.
Shes dead.
Rez 3 ( 3 secs to rez) PING! She casts fear. Slowed by a totem ( audible Audience Sigh) and she runs in slow motion to that edge and Just.. Can’t…. Make… It…….
Dead.
Rez 4. ( 7 secs to Rez) Nenah Cherry Lyrics in her head. “7 seconds away Just as long as I stay. I’ll be waiting.” Dead. They were waiting all right.
Rez 5. Fears, runs, Heals, shields, disperse is off cool down, pots, trinkets,
Dead.
Rez 6 . The Shivers Start. The uncontrollable urge to cry, PING! “/s Don’t hurt me!’
Dead
Rez 7. Collapses in a pile of quivering mess
Dead
Rez 8. Frack this. /Leave BG
Dead
Yes I died in Stormwind with a million debuffs and dots on me.
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Next time if you wake up from a nightmare in your city sit down in that moment and start to eat something. Believe me: it is good to your health. Nothing restores your green bar faster and safer than a good food.
Other idea: if you find yourself being camped in the graveyard in a battleground, and you can not fix it – just try to rezz yourself by another cemetery. Your can run as a ghost till enter in the next spirit healer’s aura.
Of course to use this resolution you need at least 1 other graveyard to use.
If you have only 1 graveyard it means, you are tragically outnumbered, or your team is terrible weak.
I don’t want to suggest to give up your fight in this situation, but there is a point when no reasonable reason to waste your youthful enthusiasm.
Oh, the wonderful alliance PvP. I used to be horde and was shocked by the large amount of idiots. I couldn’t imagine how can we win.
Now I play alliance and I know. Alliance just have more idiots. No matter what the suggestion is, the answer is always “lol” or silence.
gevlon: I play a lot of bg, and usually I have 50% win.
It sounds a nice balance hmm?
I really don1t wan to hurt anyone but people like you just bring their problems within themselves. Their team will be “always” weaker then the “enemy” because this players are the weak point.
By the way: if you want to enjoy a trouble-safe victory, create pre-made team.
Of course it is also costs some time and energy.
Oh pain, dying from DoTs and diseases and stuff after a battleground is the WORST (and really humiliating). /console
Awesome post…I feel your pain!
I love it when the campers are on the edge…
I might only get the chance to do one thing… but it will be a blast wave and bye bye campers.
If nothing else it reduces their numbers.
I’m not sure if you can do this if you are dead.. but roll an Arena team with some mates, or at least people you can call on.
When things are this bad, get them to invite your to an arena skirmish.. near instant removal from BG, without deserters buff