Diary of a WSG Grave Yard Camp escapee

Rez 1Surrounded by the enemy!  Oh Noes!  Quick Buff Fort…….. *runs Forward.  Stunned Slammed dead.

Rez 2 –  (15 secs  to Rez ) * If I can sneak to the edge – and slip over the side.  Closer … Closer..   Darn!  Timer reset  (30 secs to Rez)

Rez 2.5 Waits impatiently for rez timer.  PING! Vroommm..    Over the side she’s running,   hot on her tail are a Shammy and a hunter’s pet.  She fears the pet and she’s running, yes she is running clear! down her right side Mage pops out, and she’s frozen folks.  Shes frozen in place,   She trinkets out, and she’s off,   running with a renew ticking and a shield on,  but her health is dropping, it’s so close! and she hits disperse  folks!  did you see that! with just hundreds of health  left and she’s safe for 6 secs !  Yes she’s safe.

Shes dead.

Rez 3  ( 3 secs to rez)   PING!   She casts fear. Slowed by a totem ( audible Audience Sigh)  and she runs in slow motion to that edge and Just..  Can’t…. Make… It…….


Rez 4.  ( 7 secs to Rez) Nenah Cherry Lyrics  in her head. “7 seconds away Just as long as I stay.  I’ll be waiting.”   Dead. They were waiting all right.

Rez 5.  Fears, runs,  Heals, shields,  disperse is off cool down, pots, trinkets,


Rez 6 .  The Shivers Start.  The uncontrollable urge to cry, PING! “/s Don’t hurt me!’


Rez 7. Collapses in a pile of quivering mess


Rez 8.   Frack this.    /Leave BG


Yes I died in Stormwind with a million debuffs and dots on me.

8 Responses to “Diary of a WSG Grave Yard Camp escapee”

  1. 1 Beau April 7, 2010 at 7:39 am

    Next time if you wake up from a nightmare in your city sit down in that moment and start to eat something. Believe me: it is good to your health. Nothing restores your green bar faster and safer than a good food.

  2. 2 Beau April 7, 2010 at 7:46 am

    Other idea: if you find yourself being camped in the graveyard in a battleground, and you can not fix it – just try to rezz yourself by another cemetery. Your can run as a ghost till enter in the next spirit healer’s aura.
    Of course to use this resolution you need at least 1 other graveyard to use.
    If you have only 1 graveyard it means, you are tragically outnumbered, or your team is terrible weak.
    I don’t want to suggest to give up your fight in this situation, but there is a point when no reasonable reason to waste your youthful enthusiasm.

  3. 3 gevlon April 7, 2010 at 7:57 am

    Oh, the wonderful alliance PvP. I used to be horde and was shocked by the large amount of idiots. I couldn’t imagine how can we win.

    Now I play alliance and I know. Alliance just have more idiots. No matter what the suggestion is, the answer is always “lol” or silence.

  4. 4 Beau April 7, 2010 at 8:48 am

    gevlon: I play a lot of bg, and usually I have 50% win.
    It sounds a nice balance hmm?

    I really don1t wan to hurt anyone but people like you just bring their problems within themselves. Their team will be “always” weaker then the “enemy” because this players are the weak point.

    By the way: if you want to enjoy a trouble-safe victory, create pre-made team.
    Of course it is also costs some time and energy.

  5. 5 Rades April 7, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Oh pain, dying from DoTs and diseases and stuff after a battleground is the WORST (and really humiliating). /console

  6. 6 Women of Warcraft April 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Awesome post…I feel your pain!

  7. 7 gnomeaggedon May 11, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    I love it when the campers are on the edge…

    I might only get the chance to do one thing… but it will be a blast wave and bye bye campers.

    If nothing else it reduces their numbers.

    I’m not sure if you can do this if you are dead.. but roll an Arena team with some mates, or at least people you can call on.

    When things are this bad, get them to invite your to an arena skirmish.. near instant removal from BG, without deserters buff

  1. 1 Women Of Warcraft « Pugnacious Priest's Warcraft Blog Trackback on April 15, 2010 at 12:54 am
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