Because everything is relatable to WOW and it’s so hard not thinking in Wow terms.
I don’t think someone has done this before, and it’s only because I killed the last boss in battle heart with a tank , under leveled minstrel, Mage, and cleric. So I had to find another game to play on the train and i rediscovered all these angry bird levels I never finished,and I’m writing this in bed on my iPhone, so please forgive me for my formatting.
Mucho creative licence here
Big red bird is a Druid tank. They have the same ass.
Yellow bird is a warrior tank in dps gear charging the mobs
Blue birds are arcane mages – mirror image anyone.
White bird is a fire Mage. ( crap load of damage and then he dies)
Black bird is a boomkin- the whole boom thing-
Little red birds are your melee dps smacking themselves sofly against their targets.
Green bird is a disc/holy priest who’s pom only comes back sometimes