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Why Cats are not Good Raid Leaders

Inspired/ idea nicked from  Why Cats Are not Employed as Doctors

  • Valuable time is lost as the Raid Leader plays with the critters through out the instance 
  •  While explaining raid strats to the raid the Raid leader ” suddenly loses interest and walks off” 
  • Raid leader refuses to respond to own name during ready check. 
  • Raid Members grow  concerned as Raid leader runs up and down hallway for no apparent reason.
  • Sensing fellow raid members’ growing frustration with wiping raid leader curls up in a corner and goes to sleep
  • Raid Leader raises hackles and bares teeth when someone rolls on loot they want
  • Raid leader – removes all armor and sits with legs and arms in awkward positions cleaning themselves during random intervals of a boss pull
  • Raid Leader’s bell on their  flea collar warns nearby bosses  that a raid is comming.
  • Furball missels become part of the raid leaders DPS

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